Q: Are you legit?
A: You are teaming up with Swiss born & raised, first class *****ing criminals. We aren’t running this operation from Mumbai/India like all the other vendors.
Q: Where is this cash coming from? Is it real or counterfeit.
A: This is 100% real CHF Currency stolen from the SNB before it could be shredded. You have absolutely no Risk. Every year billions of Swiss Francs are selected for disposal. No one tracks money that’s supposed to be destroyed. Deposit it in vending machines, bank accounts or ATM’s with complete safety.
Q: Is this really safe?
A: This is the safest money making on the darknet. No paypal digital trail, No bank transfer fraud, No Credit or Debit card ATM Camera Recording, No distracting the cashier with poor quality counterfeit and the FBI, BND or any other Service wont build a file on you. Play it safe and stay away from methods that will send you to jail. Is it worth 10 years of jail time being nicknamed the >Cock Gobbler< ? This is proven to be 100% safe, we have 1,800+ reviews from happy customers, stick with us.
Q: What name & address should I use?
A: Most people use their home address and a fake first OR last name. Please do not tell us how the name and address are attached to you. You can also use ship to an abandoned house, a hotel, a PO box or wherever else you want it. We can not FEDEX a package to a PO box. Before mailing the package we confirm that the address is valid.
Q: Is my identity protected?
A: If we get caught with records of our buyers it will make the criminal charges against us far worse. Because of that we take your privacy & anonymity extremely seriously. Records are purged on a daily basis. We do this primarily to protect our self’s and also our buyers.
Q: How do you handle the changing bitcoin prices?
A: As soon as you send us your transaction ID, we can look up for which quotation you send us the BTCs. If unexpectedly the quotation drops after you send us the BTCs then we take over the loss. You do not need to compensate for the loss.
Q: Whats the worst case scenario?
A: Worst case scenario is the BND or FBI catch us, with a package of cash with your name and address on it. They say to you >did you buy this<. You say >no<. They cant prove you bought it therefore you are innocent. You say to the FBI >Thank you for your time, go ***** yourself<.
Q: I saw a bad review written about you in a forum?
A: Yes and there will be MANY more. The SNB (Swiss National Bank) knows we are stealing from them they just don’t know how. They are desperate to stop us so they write fake bad reviews about us to prevent people from making purchases. When you buy from us you devalue the CHF and its mostly the SNB’s job to stop us.
Q: Why don’t you sell through a marketplace?
A: Do you see stolen Jewelry, artwork, cars, gems, blood diamonds ext on marketplaces? No you do not see them on marketplaces. High Value stolen items bring too much heat to marketplaces. We have tried to get listed on marketplaces and have been disallowed. We don’t understand why exactly but take a look for yourself. You wont find any stolen goods on marketplaces.
Q: Will you use an escrow?
A: Yes we will use escrow. But we will not use escrow’s with intellectual or physical property within the German or USA control. The chances of getting a transaction frozen are low but they exist, the last thing you want is getting investigated for knowingly buying stolen cash. That’s *****ing jail time. We will use escrow’s but not the same one you would use to sell grandma scooter.
Q: Are these bills being tracked in any way?
A: No they are not. No one knows we have them and no one knows their serials.
Q: Why don’t you just spend all this cash yourself?
A: Please reference the >The Way< page for a full explanation. We spend a bit of it ourselves. Our operation is to slowly steal from the SNB and convert it to bitcoin.
Q: What keeps me from depositing it all into an ATM and buying more from you?
A: Nothing we would love to develop this type of relationship with our clients. You get cash and we get bitcoins. It’s a win / win relationship. Also if you buy CHF and spend it, then you know where it is landing. This provides a near limitless supply of money. Good for you, because this is the reason we can offer you this cheap price.
Q: Do you have a reship policy if it doesn’t make it to me?
A: YES we will re-ship the package at no cost to you if it does not get to you. We have never lost a package within Swiss, Germany, Sweden, Norway, GB, NL, FR, IT, US.
Q: Are these counterfeit bills?
A: No they are not. These are 100% authentic Swiss National Bank printed bills that are too worn for circulation. Generally the bills are in good condition and we remove any of them in bad shape.
Q: We’ll report you to the SNB if you don’t send us $100k free.
A: The BND and SNB guys that are after us are actually pretty cool *****ers. They email trying to buy from us now and then to see if we’ll make a mistake and leave a fingerprint. Send them an email be my guest. Seriously guys if your a genuinely good dude go join the SNB or BND. I think the organizations in general are *****ed up but the bros that work there are some of the best people alive.
Q: We’ll hire Hackers & Hitmen if you don’t send us $100k free.
A: Do you understand that TOR is anonymous? The whole BND and NSA uses every trick in the book and they sometimes catch people that make mistakes. And you think a sketch hacking website offering a 3 man service can do better then the NSA can? Good luck with that bro. But we always welcome hit-men being sent. Every member of this team has a dream of dying in a sick as ***** gunfight. We’re armed and on the look out, bring the heat.
Q: Did you know you are DEVALUING the Swiss currency by recirculating money that is being replaced and should be destroyed?
A: Go ***** yourself.
Q: I am sick and/or disabled will you discount our purchase?
A: No go ***** yourself.
Q: Will you send a package In good faith that I will pay you when I receive the package? This would gain my trust.
A: No go ***** yourself.
Q: Send me $100 to prove yourself and then I will be a lifetime buyer. I’m a fellow criminal like you!
A: No go ***** yourself.
Q: Do you have a clearnet blog or forums?
A: No go ***** yourself.
Q: Don't you care about those starving in Africa? Dont you want to donate some money to feed them?
A: No go ***** yourself.